For laugh

Ok.
I got this from my brother and it's freaking hilarious! lol,lol,lol...

Read it and enjoy!

BAK KATA PEPATAH

1.Kemana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah

2. Tak lapuk dek hujan, tak lekang macam rambutan

3. Tiada rotan, pelempang berguna juga

4. Biar lambat asalkan tak cepat

5. Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi

6. Di mana ada gula di situ adalah gula-gula

7. Kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, seri jadi abu bakar

8. Carik-carik bulu ayam, lama-lama jadi shuttlecock

9. Secupak takkan jadi 18 cupak

10. Gajah mati meninggalkan gading, udang harimau mati meninggalkan kulit, manusia mati

meninggal dunia

11. Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, inikan pula makanan di dalam mulut

12. Harapkan pagar, pagar tidak boleh diharap

13. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun

14. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras

15. Cubit paha kanan, paha kiri tak rasa apa-apa pun

16. Diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang... . bisu

17. Hidup segan mati di tanam

18. Ikut hati mati, ikut rasa merasa

19. Lembu punya susu cap teko dapat nama

20. Sehari selembar benang lama-lama benang habis

22. Hendak seribu daya, tak hendak tak apa

23. Membujur lalu melintang pukang

24. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik hari tak hujan

25. Sebab pulut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut

26. Kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili

-aish-

so how's holidays? o.0

Hiya people! Happy holidays!

ok.. that's utter crap.. we spm candidates juz don't have holidays.. D= I haven't even siap my damn folio.. the tuition that i'm taking (2 weeks full) is so outrageously good but so damn tiring la.. I feel like my brain is beaten into a bloody pulp!! but tuition life is fun... met up with few people and this friend of mine is so incredibly awesome.. she has the ideal music taste that I have!! gosh.. n she's cool about me borrowing her ipod and all... -squeal- XD ipod!!!! gah, once u use it, u want it! but nah... i don't have money so a normal mp3 would do for me.. but still.. ipod! XD she likes unknown bands (like me) so we've been changing music like crazy... =p

the tuition i'm taking is at PJ, the kids are so damn bandar laa.. but some of them are cool but most are kinda scary.. i mean, they go clubbing like its a normal thing and drink! as in alcohol people! i mean malays drinking is like wtf? i heard my teacher marah dis malay guy la she said "it's no use praying five times a day if you're gonna act like this" weird people i tell u.. embarassing sometimes..

hnn... as usual i'm 'afraid' of boys.. never talked to one unless i absolutely have to.. =.=' i dunno how to cure this.. people say i should start by saying 'hi'... o.0 wtf? do i look like a 'hi' person.. no way la... =.=' aaah... so many things have happened... but kinda miss u guys.. T.T n i forgot, my phone rosak.. so yeah.. i don't get calls or messages or anything... damn annoying la.. i can't even text u guyz when i'm dying or something.. o__0 stupid phone... grr... nah stupid me la actually.. hoho.. the fon tejatuh kat the ......... emm.. nvmnd..

so anyway tieq is officially broke, tired, mp3-less, handphone-less, owns a HALF-glasses and has massive brain cell damage.. xp so anyway comment n tell me how WONDERFUL ur life is compared to mine and give me money!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of u! lol.. please?

XD

love,
tieq

p/s: vote for ur fav version of 'no boundaries' (the song the american idol winner sings) at
http://www.hitz.fm/special/idolbattle/default.asp vote adam or else...... u = x_x
no pressure eh... ;p

Put your hands up people!

It's .......................... HOLIDAY!!!
yeah right...
I still need to go to school for another whole week and eventhough it's holiday, I can't totally forget and let go of my studies because SPM awaits me. With a very open, wide, scary-looking, fill with thorns and poisons arms. -.-'

And yeah, my internet is giving me a headache. Again. sigh. I have soo many things to post here in this beautiful and sacred blog (-.-''') but as I am not easily available under many circumstances, I'm afraid I won't have the time(-.-'') nor the right tools and equipments to post those... T.T (cries silently in sadness)

Anyway, LET US GO TO AN OUTING PEOPLE!!!

pwease... (inserts adorable and irresistible infamous puppy eyes that will no doubt bring people to their patella. lol lol lol.)

tell me when you are free and I'll try to organize our lovely outing together people!
MAKE IT WORK!

-aish-
a DBSK's fan

p/s you know you can't resist sweet little defenseless cute moi. lol lol lol. (there's something wrong with me...)

haiii!!!XD

god!! it seems like ages since the last post of mine in this blog..
crap.. soorrry..
well, 1st of all, let me thank Teah_dmoss...
TQ, d layout is so cute..=)
ok, it's 8.20 p.m.
and i'm surfing the net here, at Cititel, mvalley..
my comment: hotel ni ok, tapi kecik sikit ah..sigh..
maybe i'll check out on tues noon..
then pegi goldcourse hotel 5-7jun, kedah 8-11jun..
arrghh...penat seyh..
add maths folio pun xciap lagi..
i'm so dead!! Hilf mir!!

btw, i.m so over the moon...
my auntie bought tokio hotel dvd europe tour yesterday..

(fyi, TH is my 1 and only fav band, n i'm kinda hvg a major crush 4 d vocalist, bill..duh..)

ahh...it's so heaven...u just can't imagine how i feel...
esp when i touched d dvd with my own hands for the first time...
...i can't believe it...
i'm holding a tokio hotel dvd!! *cries*
it's mine!! it's f****in" mine!!
from now on, i'm oficially the proud owner of the dvd!! muahaha~~
ps; it's not that cheap..so, i feel thankful to God that it's sponsored...i'll never 4get my aunt's good deed.. aww..

ok, aku xtau nak ckp aper lagi.. i know u guys r busy...
lol..likewise here... ughh... i better stop now...
njoy ur so-called hols guys!! luv u guys!! muahss...

tata~~

---nadka---

Renew

How bout now?
a bit too crowded?
the layout i mean
is it ok wif u guys?
im sorry cuz it got a lil bit pink that i am worried on so much
u guys might hate it
nway,just let me noe the impression!